*Notice: all opinions in this post are in no way supported or approved by DSA or any other person with an IQ over 100.
I apologize to my 2 fans for the late post this week. I guarantee it will happen again. We have OldAsHellDuck, GenXDuck69, HuskyHater13 and DuckGirl23 here again for our round table.
Now before we talk about the have, who wants to talk about the DSA Tailgate?
OldAsHellDuck: Not me.
GenXDuck69: Nope.
HuskyHater13: I have nothing to say.
DuckGirl23: I would rather not.
QuantumDuck: Well I do. Let’s start with Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dumb. You showed up and proceed to drink all of Scott’s beer and then get in a fight and knock over the food table.
OldAsHellDuck: He started it, he just would not let up on making fun of Rich Brooks and his record.
GenXDuck69: That is because it is funny.
QuantumDuck: I do not care. You are both supposed to act like adults. Scott kicked you both out of the tailgate. Now HuskyHater13.
HuskyHater13: Hey I just chilled, no fighting from me.
QuantumDuck: Yes you did just chill. You were kind enough to bring homemade brownies, but failed to mention you had injected them with THC.
HuskyHater13: It’s Eugene, all brownies have THC in them.
QuantumDuck: No they don't. People need to know what they are eating. Some people need to know what they are eating, because they get randomly drug tested at work. And no Marijuana being legal in Oregon does not matter. Finally DuckGirl23.
DuckGirl23: I really don't remember much, but I doubt I did anything like they did.
QuantumDuck: It was nice of you to bring the green and yellow jello shots, they were really good.
DuckGirl23: Why thank you.
QuantumDuck : However you need to know your limits. You got so intoxicated you climbed up on the table and started dancing, taking off your shirt, which would not have been bad, but you do not wear a bra.
OldAsHellDuck: That was the best part of the tailgate.
GenXDuck69: I agree.
QuantumDuck: Mrs. Scott Reed did not agree an kicked you out of the tailgate.
DuckGirl23: It was not my fault, it was HuskyHater13’s brownies.
HuskyHater13: Don't you blame me JelloShotDuckGirl. You were wasted before I even got to the tailgate.
QuantumDuck: It doesn't matter, we have all been uninvited from the tailgate. Now, how about that game?
OldAsHellDuck: It sucked. Never saw a Rich Brooks team struggle with Idaho like this and I don't want to hear that he never played them.
GenXDuck69: The offensive line was offensive. I know Idaho was crowding the box, but you need to do better. The amount of penalties was ridiculous.
HuskyHater13: As good as the numbers looked on paper, we really need to push the football more down the field should 20 – 30 yards to force the safeties and linebackers out of the box. That will open up more running lanes.
DuckGirl23: I am happy that Coach Lanning chose to keep it close and not humiliate Idaho.
OldAsHellDuck: Jordan James averaged 6.4 yards per carry while Noah Whittington averaged 2.4. Jordan had 15 carried and Noah had 14. Seems to me we might want to split the carries so JJ gets at least 75 percent of the touches.
HuskyHater13: The defense played well other than giving up a couple trick plays. Idaho had 168 yards through the air and 49 yards on the ground.
GenXDuck69: Throw in 4 sacks and 2 picks and you have a hell of a day.
QuantumDuck: The offense had 487 yards of offense but that did not translate to points. Let's hope this was an aberration.
Around the B1G
Everyone but Minnesota won. Oregon, Northwestern, and UCLA looked like shit.
USC did a nice job beating LSU.
This week I expect Oregon, Penn St, Minnesota, Rutgers, Washington, Wisconsin, Ohio St, USC to win.
Michigan and Illinois to lose.
Iowa plays Iowa St. They should win, but this could be an upset.
Nebraska plays Colorado and they should win. With that said can Nebraska get to Sanders at qb. If so a win, if not probably a loss.
Michigan St plays at Maryland. While I believe Beaver hater Jonathan Smith will turn MSU around, he will lose at Maryland.
