All, this is meant to be very tongue and cheek, and fun. I don't have a personal axe to grind with the man and think he has a lot of good qualities. If he is retained, what are the top reasons for keeping Helfrich around? Feel free to add your 2 cents.
1. He does NOT drink water with his pinky turned up. Big points there.
2. In 2 more seasons his receding hairline will be a perfect match to the "O"
3. He will battle his face and tail off, for the team
1. He does NOT drink water with his pinky turned up. Big points there.
2. In 2 more seasons his receding hairline will be a perfect match to the "O"
3. He will battle his face and tail off, for the team
