I went to this party last night and unloaded a multi-point tirade full of partial truths, half cocked conspiracy theories, assumptions, and statements consisting of multiple inaccuracies and most people just stared at me like, “dude, why are you doing this in the middle of our party?” Well guess what, apparently none of them felt like taking the extensive time required to break down all my theories so clearly I’m right, and awesome! A few of them said they were tired of debunking the same arguments over and over to people who don’t listen anyways but whatever, they’re losers. I never liked social norms anyways.