* You're a Beaver fan and you think your team will finish the season.
* You're a Stanford fan and the 3rd string RG's girlfriend got an A in molecular biology.
* You're a WSU fan and the coach only throws the team under the bus after home games.
* You're a UCLA fan and the conference schedule starts before people start saying, "wait 'til next year."
* You're a USC fan and they finally found the second song in the marching band's playlist.
* You're a Colorado fan and you finally figured out "Go Buffs" doesn't involve streaking.
* You're a Utah fan and the national media finally spelled your school name correctly.
* You're a Cal fan and more than 20% of your players know what the O in Offensive Coordinator stands for.
* You're an Arizona fan and basketball has started.
* You're an ASU fan and you finally realized the other fans aren't chanting "Fork You".
* You're a UW fan and anything happens...you'll claim 1/2 of the national championship anyway.
* You're a Stanford fan and the 3rd string RG's girlfriend got an A in molecular biology.
* You're a WSU fan and the coach only throws the team under the bus after home games.
* You're a UCLA fan and the conference schedule starts before people start saying, "wait 'til next year."
* You're a USC fan and they finally found the second song in the marching band's playlist.
* You're a Colorado fan and you finally figured out "Go Buffs" doesn't involve streaking.
* You're a Utah fan and the national media finally spelled your school name correctly.
* You're a Cal fan and more than 20% of your players know what the O in Offensive Coordinator stands for.
* You're an Arizona fan and basketball has started.
* You're an ASU fan and you finally realized the other fans aren't chanting "Fork You".
* You're a UW fan and anything happens...you'll claim 1/2 of the national championship anyway.
