First, we don't want our players to see the Huskies get off the bus. All those horn rimmed glasses. pocket protector pencil holders, and crew cuts. Very intimidating. More importantly, my concern is that the
Washington coaching staff will come up with phisticated schemes our dummy players, and moronic coaches won't understand. I fear a conversation something like this, Noah Sewell- " What in tarnation are they doing out there coach"? Mario- " Dammed if I know Noah...I ain't never seen nothing like it!" Noah- " what will do do coach?" Mario- " Can't rightly say son.....DAMMM......why didn't we recruit some of them smart kids that Washington got? Are only hope is some of them have to leave at halftime to cram for midterms!"
Washington coaching staff will come up with phisticated schemes our dummy players, and moronic coaches won't understand. I fear a conversation something like this, Noah Sewell- " What in tarnation are they doing out there coach"? Mario- " Dammed if I know Noah...I ain't never seen nothing like it!" Noah- " what will do do coach?" Mario- " Can't rightly say son.....DAMMM......why didn't we recruit some of them smart kids that Washington got? Are only hope is some of them have to leave at halftime to cram for midterms!"
